WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the heck is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to figure out it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing read more is driving me insane. Can someone please shed some light on before I go completely bonkers? What In The Crap?! Dude, this is utterly bullshit. I'm so pissed right now. It